EQUIPMENT Ducati Motor Holding Model 748
SERIAL NUMBER Neiman Marcus Limited Edition
Number 016 out of 100 ever made
CRANK HORSEPOWER 100 hp @ 11,500 rpm
TORQUE 54 ft-lbs @ 9,000 rpm
NICKNAME Miss Sixteen
PARTICULARITY Very ticklish at the accelerator
Brutal at the brakes
Nasty in the corners
MODIFICATIONS
JHP Air Filter
Braided Brake Lines
Braided Clutch Line
Heli Bars
MCC Turn Signal Relocation Kit
LED Turn Signals in mirror
FIM Chip
Termignoni Half System w/ 50 mm
Carbon Fiber Exhaust Cans
DRIVING TIP Accelerate until you see God,
Then brake...
BEST PRANK 1/ Find a full upscale parking lot
2/ Gun it to full throttle
3/ Listen to the sound alarms
4/ LEAVE THE PREMISES!
STUPIDEST
QUESTION
I EVER HEARD
Someone looking at the tachometer:
"Your bike can ONLY make it to 180 mph?"
ANSWER "No, but your bike CAN'T do 100 in a corner..."